Wonderful Neil,

Seeing as we’re such dear old friends, I was hopeful you might be willing to signal boost our crown funding campaign. Our little upstart theatre company is struggling, as are so many at present, and you’ve been so incredibly kind and generous throughout the years, to your fans directly, and in your support of others, and well… you know how you are…. The absolute loveliest. We’d be forever grateful.

https://givebutter.com/nioVbN

Warmly,

Crave Theatre Company

While I was a tiny bit disappointed to realise that you weren’t trying to raise money for a crown, but that you were in fact raising money for a theatre company for queer and BIPOC artists to do cool stuff, I wasn’t really that disappointed. I hope you make enough to get a crown as well.